One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
They took my balls.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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