Porn is love you can see.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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