after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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