Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
