you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I need moral support for this bender
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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