Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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