I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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