HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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