He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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