the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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