just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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