check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
