As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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