They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the raccoons are back...
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