let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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