Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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