Don't you send me to vm
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
40s are totally the cure
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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