At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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