chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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