I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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