Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
