He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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