he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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