Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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