I want to have your abortion
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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