you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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