It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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