I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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