Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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