Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Holy sore nipples Batman
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
