Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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