she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
