p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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