so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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