take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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