I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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