I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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