remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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