he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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