She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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