The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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