He told me they were just razor bumps!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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