we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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