is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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