There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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