We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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