she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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