I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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