why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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