dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So much rum. So many feels.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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